Can you imagine anything more horrifying than taking out your trash to the back dumpster, opening the lid, hearing a mad scuffling and see a gigantic, frantic squirrel barreling towards you?
I couldn’t either, until I heard the sound that came out of my mouth as a reaction.
I don’t think I can do it justice by writing it out, but I’m gonna try anyways.
BUHHHHWAAAAAAAAAIIIIYYYYYYUUUUUUUHHHHHHSSSSSSSSKKKKPPPTH! JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!